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double ronzonni 

The act of performing fellatio on two gentlemen of Italian descent simultaneously then swallowing their tomato sauce. The act is reminiscent of one person eating two separate bowls of spaghetti and meatballs at the same time.
Hey yo Tony that thirsty ass
hoo-ah we met at the club last night gave us the best double ronzonni we ever had. Yea Vinny, she ate the ol' sauseege better than ya sister!
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double rummage 

When you're so obese that you have to rummage for a rummage.
Rosanne's night was only complete when Dan disappeared for Friday Night Football and she mustered the strength for a double rummage.
double rummage by Nathaliege June 10, 2020

Double reverse blumpkin 

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.
The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.

Double Reverse Tim Allen 

When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.
Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.

Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?

The Dirty Double Reminder 

The whole point of the Dirty Double Reminder is so the chick is reminded of you the next day or longer. In order to pull this off you must nailed her hard so she is sore, and you must write your name on her ass. This way she is reminded in two ways.
I pulled the Dirty Double Reminder on that chick to ensure that she would never forget me.

double-rubbered 

wearing two condoms to be extra-dextra safe not to knock the bitch up.
good thing i double-rubbered it last night, i was drunk as a skunk
double-rubbered by morgatron July 9, 2009

double-randjob 

1. When two people perform oral sex on each other at the same time while inserting one or multiple fingers into each others anus. (Also known an a kenjob)

Me and my girlfriend were doing a 69 when she put her finger in my butt, I thought, this is a randjob, then I put my finger is her butt and invented the double-randjob.
double-randjob by Motown Bitch March 5, 2006