Doon

Do not mistake for the popular book series and movie franchise Dune. A combination of the words goon and doom. To doon is to go on social media and spiral about all the horrible shit going on in the world for hours on end. Like a goon-sesh, in which one watches porn incessantly for hours on end, except if you replaced the porn with a bunch of news about all the awful political shit that is going on right now. Basically, doom-scrolling to the point of a mental spiral, edging yourself with depressing shit online until you can't take it anymore.

Dude... I dooned so bad last night about the Elon Musk Nazi salute.

I can't stop dooning over how much the Trump tarrifs are going to fuck the economy.

by #1dooner March 12, 2025

Doon coon

A racist term for middle Eastern people

Hey look at the Doon coon over there

by Razor Sharp Honesty November 29, 2020

Doon

A persons private part preferably males. Used to describe penis

He can suck my doon, I don’t care.

by Y3doonaterhag July 30, 2025

doon doon

A humungous big fat juicy volumptious beautiful jiggly booty

my guy did you see his doon doon

IT WAS SO BIG I JUST WANNA EAT IT

by pottysauce2 September 11, 2021

doon

something that is cute and mean, specifically an animal. you can also use doonie.

“hey, look at that tiger!” “he’s such a doon.”

by niblingo December 13, 2024

Pink, get doon

A phrase you can use at a concert of the famous american singer-songwriter P!nk once she starts flying around the venue.

“Yo this concert is sick man.”

“Sure is…wait, what is she doing now?”
“She’s flying dude.”
“Pink, get doon!”

by Naurplease October 17, 2023

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021