juju the donkey

Juju the donkey, known originally as "juju magarul" is a devine entity, the superior being, he is the creator of the world as we know it. friend of tsutsu the mule, originally known as "tsutsu armasarul", he contributed to the creation of the universe and the physics that comes with it. he is the embodiment of evolution, of preosperity, of continous learning, of general well being. juju the donkey is everyting, the coffee that wakes you up in the morning, the adderall that enhaces your studying abilities the night before the exam, the weed that enlightens you, the epiphany of our existance. juju is something we have within ourselves, as well as something yet to be discovered. when you feel down, dont blame it on god, your antourage, yourself, or any other irrelevant creatures, that have no impact on your emotional state.He is the only one who can truly help you. when you have sex and you feel like you can no longer hold it, it is juju who will prevent your ejaculation through his holly blow. juju the donkey is the type of deity who will extricate you from the moral pressure of being the unsignificant dipshit that you are, generating a sublime wave of happiness and euphoria, effects that can be easily obtained by snorting some coke. juju the donkey is the type of guy who drove his mom to the hospital when he was born, who asked them what their emergency was when he called 911. respect juju, worship him, confide in him, he is true saviour of our free world.

juju the donkey told me to drop out of school and sell burgers at McDonald's and now i make millions thank you

by Vadim the Gopnik November 24, 2020

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

donkey drop rodeo show

This is a sex position that involves two men.
When a male 1 is upside down, in a handstand type position, then male 2 spreads male 1’s legs and then cocks the cock downward, and male 1 does the same then they both pile drive it into each other’s buts with thrusting movements.

Man ,I really want to do a donkey drop rodeo show on him tonight!

by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx January 27, 2011

donkalope

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.

A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.

by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

donk ass rims

1. Rims over the size of 20.
2. Used to describe an unusually size of rims.

"Damn! Those are some DONK ASS RIMS!"
Those rims be Donk thoo."

Yo dude, you tryin' to get your rims donked?

by Octopuschaps October 27, 2015

Donkey Brains

Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".

Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.

Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".

by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022

tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008