Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

swamp donkey

a moose

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.

by clair325 January 30, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.

Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack

Woah! That was a long home run Carlos! That was a Swamp Donkey!

by Smowy June 18, 2023

Swamp Donkey

A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.

That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!

Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!

by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A home run in baseball.

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.

by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 05, 2004