donkey punch

while fucking a girl anally you smack her in the back of the head so she tightens up and you ejaculate.

man i donkey punched the shit out of lorena last night

by lorenda puncher March 31, 2010

Donkey Punch

Another name for the neutral B move for Donkey Kong in the game series super smash brothers

Zak: you playing DK in the new smash?
someguy: yep, that donkey punch is powerful when charged
Zak: his donkey punch?
someguy: his neutral B

by Wolf O'Donell March 11, 2015

Donkey Punch

A punch to the face given by a democrat to a republican politician.

I would really like to donkey punch John Boehner in his orange face.

by Debby Downer July 28, 2011

Donkey Punch

When engaging in anal sex, you Molly Whop(See Molly Whopped) her in the back of the head, tightening her anus muscles, causing a better orgasm for you.

Bro I totally Donkey Punched her last night. So worth it.

by ImCameo October 14, 2014

Donkey Punch

When you are having anal sex with your lover and you make the noise that of a donkey right before you ejaculate. If your lover, the one taking it, turns her head around (out of bewilderment) you, the one performing the shrill donkey noise, would punch her back with one punch.

Charlie wanted to spice things up for Olga so he told her he was going to give her a Donkey Punch. Olga did not know what it meant and played along. When Charlie was almost done he yelled liked a donkey and Olga, confused, turned around only to see him punch her back. Charlie thought it was amazing and Olga divorced Charlie immediately.

by Ony M. February 18, 2014

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Donkey Punch

The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.

"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.

by The Spicy Memer May 20, 2017