I don't care

You care immensely.

1: "I'm gay!'
2: "I don't care."
1:
2: "But-"

by BATMN every day January 18, 2019

i don't do

When you're too good to do something. Refusing to do a certain task, or wear a certain type of clothing because it is beneath you.

I don't do flats. They're trashy.

I don't do garbage. Save it for someone else.

by Just me me me February 20, 2010

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 April 24, 2006

I don't like

As in dislike, denial, or hatred of something or someone

I don't like how Gabriel treated me at school today...

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

by Steve Monty May 24, 2007

I don't recall

Jeff Sessions favorite words.

I don't recall eating my wife.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"

person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you

by untitledmisfit July 30, 2018