Doitle

1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”

Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!

by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016

Doitle

1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”

Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!

by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016

dislecksia day

a day to celebrate dyslecksia

Skai- aww mahh gaddd it be feelin like dislecksiau dey
najeeb- it is dislecksia day, lil skai jackson.

by imdislecksick December 17, 2019

Dislexus

of disreputable qualities

You're really getting on my dislexus!

by louis October 16, 2001

Dislexium

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

Doidle

1.Any person, place or thing

2.May be used as a verb to describe any noun or pronoun.

Devin is such a fucking doidle, why can't he be more like Bodine? Now Bodine is a true doidle.

by levi October 4, 2004

doisl;jm vsasio;

what people do when they are procrastinating or when they are bored. usually done by teenagers when doing an important project.

kelsey and mish were doing their sex ed homework...

kelsey: doisl;jm vsasio;!
mish: what the f**k
kelsey: THIS IS SO CONFUSING.....HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHERE THE RECTUM IS.....
mish: ohhhh....

by GURARY December 16, 2008