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doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker
Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself
by Doinker April 29, 2005
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Doinker

A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)
"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"
by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010
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Dickster

That one awesome guy that can obviously bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

The biggest fucking douche in the world.

A combination of a hipster and a dick. He always be thuggin' hard.
Guy 1: "Dude John just hooked up with my ex that I broke up with just a few days ago! He's such a dick."

Guy 2: "What a dickster."
by Golden Dragon November 21, 2011
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doinker

a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!
a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???
by mr cooke December 12, 2010
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Dankster

Like a memester but more edgy/offensive/sly. Finding new ways to make memes, yet still making them dank.
"Woah, that's one edgy dankster!"
"That's not a memester it's a dankster."
"Show some respect to that dankster!"
by lelanime December 24, 2016
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doinker

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.
Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.
by Keegan B. September 15, 2006
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Dookster

1. When something sucks super badly, used in a manner very similar to bullshit.

2. Used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of shit (dookie). Ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. Bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about "the dookster," not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. If the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.

When joking about the dookster, it's proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make "the dookster" gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
1. Person A: I got an F on my science test!
Person B: Aww man, that's dookster!

2. Person A: I super fucking hate Ron.
Person B: Yeah, Ron sucks ballsack.
-Ron/The Dookster enters.-
Person A: Something smells like shit.
Person B (making the dookster gesture): It's probably the dookster, makin' a dookie!
Ron/The Dookster: Haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like shit...
Person A: Yeah, right.
Person B: The dookster is such a fucking retard.
Ron/The Dookster: Yeah he is!
Person A: You know it.
by lovesmesumcake December 9, 2008
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