Dodgy

When you are British asfand you want to define a situation or something stressful or weird in just one word; you'd say Dodgy!
Ireland is bloody Dodgy bruv! can't walk securely without a piece!

Blud! Neal's acting quite Dodgy lately !

That's one Dodgy scar mate!
by iamPöuya August 20, 2018
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dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).
Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.
by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017
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dodgy chicken

When one of your mate chickens out of going up to a girl on a night out
Me: Go on Steve make your move !
Steve: no mate I can’t

Me: Steve you dodgy chicken
by Vcnsy May 4, 2021
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Dodgie

a guy that dodges any given moment when there is an opportunity. A guy that enjoys trolling and watching people's stupidity.
Dodgie, don't you dare dodge my words of love again!

Dodgie enjoyed reading this since this is a troll, just like him.
by Reset404 August 16, 2021
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dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"
by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021
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Proper Dodgy

Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.
That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...
by spaghettimanthemeteor March 29, 2020
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