doosh bag

a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"

"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."

by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010

doosh gear

wearing clothing that protects you from a person who is acting like a doosh.

Hey man, good thing you had your doosh gear on otherwise that fag was gonna come over here.

by Garrett Souza January 1, 2008

dooshebagel

1. adj. a word to describe a dooshe, bitch, asshole, dick, etc. 2. n. you.

That kids a dooshebagel.

by DOOSHEBAGEL April 11, 2008

dobos

one who is of the homosexual perference,a.k.a. loves the cock.

Dude, you're such a gay dobos for saying that!

by the kid next door May 5, 2006

dobish

an obese female who isn't aware she's overweight

Damn, that dobish needs some bigger clothes!
In my experience it's the dobishes who usually are freakier since they don't get laid often.

by DaShpleebinGerbla May 13, 2010

Dooshnozel

A variation of Dooshbag, though more insulting; the nozel is fully inserted and does all the dirty work while the bag kind of hangs out and just holds the goodies.

Don't be a dooshnozel

by Monkoo June 2, 2003

doosh

A word describing the sound your body makes when it gets pushed onto a pile of snow. Also can be used to describe the sound of when you sketched out on a jump either snowboarding or skiing and hit the ground (snow) with your body.

"I was walking with my girl when out of nowhere she pushed me onto a snow bank"
"DOOSH!"
"Then I got up and grabbed her face and repeatedly shoved it into the snow bank!"
"DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH!"

by J-Money $ December 28, 2005