ditz

A scatterbrained or eccentric person.

a dumb lame or stupid person.

by folo January 24, 2005

Paging ditz

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.

HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.

by drinkeer February 21, 2009

Ditz

A ditz, or a ditzy person is someone who is being stupid or day dreaming. It can also be a person of random inclination.

Sarah: Look, I'm a bunny *boingboingboing*
Sammy: Sarah, you are such a ditz sometimes!

by The Quintessential August 24, 2009

Dittohead

While the term may have originated by Limbaugh encouraging people who enjoyed the show to just say "ditto", the word has now evolved to mean a blind follower of Rush's twisted logic.

A true dittohead would follow Rush Limbaugh blindly into the depths of hell if they thought he would allow them to touch one of his Oxycontin stained fingertips.

Bob: Rush Limbaugh is such a visionary. I would give my left testicle to share my Oxycontin prescription with him.

Steve: Why man, Rush Limbaugh is worth $500 million that the government knows of. He can afford to buy a child from South America and pay his way through medical school just so poor little Emanuel Limbaugh will be able to someday write Rush whatever prescription suits him that day.

Bob: Wow Steve, you are an idiot, Rush is just like you and me!!! He knows what's best for the people!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GOD!!!!

Steve: Sorry man. (Walks away)

(Bob remains infuriated for days not realizing that he's a typical "dittohead")

by joejoebuffalo April 30, 2009

ditzy

ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)

sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)

Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....

or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!

by kitty February 28, 2004

ditz with tits

Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.

"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"

"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."

by Timmay D February 26, 2008

Ditjola

Ditjolas, usually if not always a female, are usually the most gorgeous being in a particular room. She is unaware of just how gorgeous she really is, this is what makes her so special. It's not only outward appearances that create a Ditjola. Ditjolas usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. She is amazing in every way, there is no one better. She also has the ability to lighten up the worst day with a smile.

Dude 1: Did you meet Ditjola yet?

Dude 2: Yeah. She's my new BFF.

Dude 1: I'm jealous.

Dude 2: Good. You should be.

by chrisjuchniewicz February 8, 2010