pimple distraction

When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!

She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.

by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

Attraction Distraction

When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.

Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."

by Suscucumber May 10, 2020

Make A Distraction

The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.

Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention

Producer- Make A Distraction

Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now

by Emeraldpandora August 20, 2009

distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

by windadam April 17, 2009

distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020