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disablaged

" No wonder the old git drove into the ditch, he's disablaged!"
by le Belier August 7, 2014
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ditable

When you get so angry with your hostile work environment that it causes you to completely misspell a word, thereby creating the definition for said anger that causes you to misspell words.
T is in a ditable mood.
by KelTellss May 12, 2017
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DISABLIEST

Anyone who discriminates against any or all Able-Bodied people.
Did you hear about the group of disabliests that broke that guys legs & then paralyzed him, just to remind him that All Men are Created Equal?
by Schwa666 August 8, 2022
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DiSalle

by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Motorway Disabled

A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.
I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.
by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019
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Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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Disabled Egyptian

A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;

The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.

The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
Hey Dave, what did you get up to last night with all that puntang?

Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
by Mark_Jackson November 9, 2010
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