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Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"
Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.
by Yogles August 8, 2014
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Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.

Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.

Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.

The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.

The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.

In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.

It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.

For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)
The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.
by Kitty19891 June 17, 2009
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Dillon

A name that comes from Irish and Gaelic origins, and even has its own asteroid. Originally defined as "Like a lion" or "loyal".
"Finally, a name that isn't OVERUSED! Dillon..."
by Doubled Revolutions August 6, 2012
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dingo fucker

Look at that stupid dingo fucker with his outback hat.
by Draque December 6, 2004
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dingo ugly

post two bagger

dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
by Flinchey September 2, 2006
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digloo

the byproduct of a male FUPA which in-turn keeps the "D" warm and often invisible and out of reach. One must elevate the FUPA to retrieve the "D" from the "digloo."
That guy has such a FUPA, his "D" now has a digloo.
by Blife December 21, 2013
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dingo sleeve

Dingo Sleeve the act of putting on a condom over your dick therefore making it a Dingo Sleeve
Man i was bout to get some pussy last night and she wanted me to go in raw. But i refused so i pulled out my Dingo and equipped it with a Dingo Sleeve and went to town!
by raydingo April 29, 2014
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