is he died?

Something people write when someone gets owned, usually in a fail video, or in a video were someone gets fucked up. Usually the quote is followed by a Shut the fuck up.

Title : Man Jumps of 5 Story building.

COMMENTS...

1# : Is He Died?

#2: Shut the fuck up.

#3: Hahahahah

by Is He Died? July 22, 2009

My dog just died

A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.

Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."

by Cooolkid64 July 21, 2010

Dike Dude

A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.

Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.

by Jon The Monkey King. March 1, 2009

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020

jerry duked

when you are walking with your friend and they suddenly walk off randomly or on purpose, just depends how mean your friend is! THIS WORD ORIGINATED FROM THE SOUTH OF IRELAND.

Ohhh thats harsh, you just got jerry duked.

by cassandraismyirishname October 17, 2010

other dicked

Aka "ODed"

1. When yo bitch has plans to meet up with u but ends up meeting up with someone while on their way to you. Basically you get intercepted by some other dick.

2. Quite simply your bitch gets dicked down by another nigga instead of you in any situation.

(Phrase coined by DanWallace)

Last night Sherry was on her way to meet up with me but met up with her coke dealer first and I got OTher Dicked.

by Dan Wallace December 27, 2016

Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.

Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.

by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018