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Blog Dicking

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!
That mofo blog dicker 'responded' to my comment saying, "Hey come visit my blog it's better!".

I hate blog dicking.
by Noeli July 18, 2007
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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.
Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.
by kneecoal! June 15, 2010
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dickonnoisseur

One could say that Jenna Jameson is a dickonnoisseur.
by Dickonnoisseur July 17, 2009
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dicking it

Dicking It
verb

\dik\iŋ\ˈit\

1. you completed a task successfully or got something right, pulled something off against all odds or cares.

"Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."

2. make (someone) feel admiration and respect.

3. make a mark or design on (an object) using the Penis or act; imprint.

"The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"

synonyms: make an impression on, have an impact on, influence, affect, move, stir, rouse, excite, inspire;dazzle, awe, overawe, take someone's breath away, amaze, astonish;

antonym: disappoint, FAIL, sucks, fucked up
1. "Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."

2. "Man, I was in complete awe at the way Tony Grown was dicking it last night, I need some definite pointers."

3. "The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"
by eclectic313 February 3, 2014
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urban dicking around

The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.
lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!
by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009
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Skinny Dicking

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.
by dickstellar June 4, 2015
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