dickfolio

a folder on a phone, flash drive, or computer that contains photographs of ex-boyfriends or random people's dicks. . .

Friend: Here's the picture from the beach.
<<hands phone to you, accidently press button>>
You: Whoa, Ashton. . .Um, I just found your secret dickfolio. . .

by wolfman691 October 18, 2009

dickdoppler

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.

by wtfgwar September 12, 2010

dickfor

People who don't know what their dicks are for

Hey dickfor, pass me the salt.

by gyyman77 April 9, 2015

Dickhopper

an urban way to say that a person is immensely mimicking another.

tyrone: that nigga zo is tryin to be just like boo boo
larry: yeah i know, he a dickhopper

by Candy The QUEEN October 5, 2007

dickforce

When a fellow Star Warsian uses the force of their dick to choke another.

Anakin, your dickforce is overwhelming.

by Discodicko4 February 3, 2008

dickhopper

1. one who gives blowjobs to many different guys simultaneously.
2. a slut or whore.
commonly used as an instult.

"man carla gave head to both johnny and sam last night.what a dickhopper!"

or

"that girl is a total dickhopper,she cheated on her boyfriend with two different guys!"

or

"damn,that chick is always talking shit,shes such a dickhopper!"

by evangeline evol December 26, 2008

dickfor

Dickfor is the punchline to a common joke told by many children usually between grade school and middle school, and has recently been resurrected by many Univeristy of Virginia wrestlers. An unsuspecting victim is typically baited into saying "What is a dickfor?" after the person instigating them says something such as "You are a dickfor", at which point the person telling the joke responds with "for peeing silly!", hilarity ensues and the victim is given a cranberry juice for being a total loser.

Calvin: Stop being a dickfor
Mikey: Whats a dicfor?
Calvin: for peein silly!

by LAME!!! April 13, 2007