The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass.
Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number)
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.
by van tine May 10, 2005
Get the drunk dial mug.The inevitable process of calling a romantic interest (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc) while intoxicated to confess random thoughts about absolutely nothing. Usually, you will sound very stupid and pathetic.
Friend1: Dude, I called Jessica and told her that I loved her.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.
by HempHill October 16, 2005
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Get the Leonardo Dicaprio mug.To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy
by Paco March 5, 2005
Get the drunk dial mug.The genius method of giving music to the Brooklyn area invented by They Might Be Giants in 1982. Discontinued in 2006 due to technical difficulties, listeners and fans could call the number; (718) 387-6962, and would hear a song which would update more or less regularly almost every day.
Back in the 90s, sometimes I'd call Dial-a-Song and I'd hear a new song every time. Too bad they don't do it anymore.
by Sparkling Omelets April 17, 2010
Get the Dial-a-Song mug.The action of being sexually assaulted by a wild animal. This is in reference to the event that took place between Leonardo DiCaprio and a bear on the film set of 'The Revenant'
1. John's been in the hospital for the last few weeks because he got DiCaprioed by a wild animal when he was out in the woods.
2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.
3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.
2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.
3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.
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