The coolest, funniest, sexiest, most awesomest drum-playing, video gaming British guy known to mankind. He's currently a co-star of the Machinima series "Sanity Not Included".
>Hey dude, didja watch last week's episode of Sanity Not Included?
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.
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student1- i got a principals detention today for beating up a kid.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.
by yeahbro February 6, 2009
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Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.
by Daven Maven December 24, 2007
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Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
by infridaydetentionrightnowhaha April 30, 2010
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What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF
What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF
by ScrewMyLife March 1, 2020
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Elliot: we better get dexter some food aswell or he will try eat ours
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll
by HamesTheGingeAnnihilator February 26, 2022
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