ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.

Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

Mason DEvore

A pig ignorant fatuous moron that wouldn't know balls if he got sat on the face by a water buffalo. Somebody just so gay that simply being around them gives you the want to be a homosexual. Somebody who acts so incompetently ignorant and retarded that it makes you constantly want to break their neck. The personality that one exhibits constantly makes you second-guess you're willing choice to breathe. The one who constantly walks around packing a 2 mm defeater acting like his shit don't stink. A possible school shooter and whose mother is anything but a respected human being.

Dude Mason went fishing.
With who Dame?
Was he screaming 24-inch walleye?
Yes he was they're both so stupid.
Tell me about it I hope they both get hit by a train.
Agreed.

" The next time I see that Mason DEvore kid Iam going to rip his head off!"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 June 26, 2022

Divorce Maker

DIVORCE MAKER:

1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.

A metaphor for many marriages.

Look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn't even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.

by Big Bro February 24, 2010

Manhattan Divorce

When your method of divorce is having your spouse killed.

Fat Tony: I wanna get one of those Manhattan divorces.
Jimmy Tight-Lips: You wanna have your ol' lady clipped?
Fat Tony: Yeah, I want her wacked.

by JZ5790 February 21, 2009

Divorce

Division of a marriage
Seperation of a family.
It often destroys the kids. and then they are never able to love again.
Exs, often get remarried to douches who the kids never like.

Jack and Jill are getting a divorce.
They tell Jane "they are still friends", but then never speak to each other again.
Their child Jane is now depressed.
Jill marries an ogre and Jack marries a slut.
Jane hates the step-parents, and runs away.

by happygoluckydog July 2, 2012

Divorce rape

Noun or verb used to describe a wife who uses the fact that divorce courts are sexist in favour of women, to personal advantage. For example by taking an unfair proportion of the husband's assets or denying him access to children.

Julie and her husband James had been married for 10 years and had 3 children. Julie stopped having sex with James and then accused him of rape. She filed for divorce and hired an expensive lawyer using their shared bank account. Julie and her lawyer divorce raped James and took the house and all the money James had saved over the years, leaving James with nothing. He was also denied the right to visit his children. James was upset with the divorce rape that Julie had committed against him. What a bitch.

by Dave_Truth September 25, 2015

divorce

when two people are too lazy and fucked-up to work it out so they just get a divorce. also is way too common in today' society. people who have had or are going through a divorce will tell you that they have "done everything they can to work it out" but really they haven't becuase if it were true, they wouldnt be getting one. they will also tell you that it is totally the other persons fault, which is ironic because if they arent even willing to admit that they mightve made one little mistake, how are they going to admit more, and this may be the cause of the whole thing. and after your rents divorce, your mother will cry everytime she hears "love" and then expects you to be there for her when shes crying her ass off which is extremely hard cause you dont even want to be around either of them for the rest of your lives. mom will kick dad out and never even talk to him again. only through their kids. they call each other "your mother" or "your father". basically two incredibly fucked-up people taking the easy way out of things without considering the feelings or thoughts of children, parents, and other family.

my parents are so fucked up they had do get a divorce.

by phermone cult January 16, 2005