denim cock

The bump a pair of jeans creates that give the appearance of a boner, or denim cock.

"Have you seen John's boner?" "No, that is just his denim cock"

by MercsInc September 10, 2009

denim sandwich

a person who wears denim on denim ie: jean jacket with jeans. A fashion faux-pas.

Did you see Julie walk by today? Eww total denim sandwich!

by Alexis S September 30, 2005

denim weasel

A euphemism for penis located within one’s jeans.

“Sup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?”

by TheFapNinja March 21, 2020

denim latte

Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.

The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.

by TheSamii December 6, 2013

Denim Debbie

The female opposite of denim dan. A female that wears denim on denim.

Hey denim debbie, you going to the rodeo tonight?

by BWiseJr. November 21, 2011

Denim Daddy

A moustached mediterranean man who often garmets mostly or completely in denim, otherwise known as a Canadian tuxedo.

"Hey, see that guy over there in the Canadian tuxedo?"
"Yeah, hes quite the Denim Daddy."

by Nihilistic Broccoli February 28, 2018

Denim Chub

When the fly of your pants give you a small bone, your jeans are your worst wingman ever.

"Is that just denim chub or are you happy to see me?"

by AquariaI December 25, 2016