Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

Decoy deploy

A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.

The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.

Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"

Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."

by Bonegod February 6, 2024

Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.

I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019

decoy mack

Macking on an easy target to disguise your real crush.

I was decoy macking on Julian, but I'm really into Danny.

by michellejigga June 17, 2010

Decoying

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.

why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying

by tt251 December 19, 2021

Decoy Team

A sports team that is highly overrated and very easy to defeat.

It's no big deal they can win. After all, the opponent is just a decoy team.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019