dookie pack

dookie rolled in the form of a blunt.
this is a signature pack that lil droptop golf cart smokes in his opp pack smoker series of songs.

"smoking dookie pack on the opps graves" - Lil Droptop Golf Cart

by ChubakaIsGay October 19, 2022

Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.

1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.

by peezdets October 31, 2011

Uggo Dook

A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.

A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook

by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021

Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

dookie log

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass

Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!

by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

Dookin

The guy that you just can't ever seem to be with but have an attraction to. First he isn't interested then he becomes interested, but you're unavailable. Repeat.

I wish he hadn't been such a dookin and had just been straight forward.

by nameless512 November 2, 2009

Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009