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Davenport

Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.
Carl Bob's passed out on The Davenport again, should we wake him?
by MIZRIZ April 19, 2018
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Davenport, FL

The undisputed asshole of the universe. Along with shitty chain restaurants and the ocasional meth lab, we also tout the most ridiculous sherriff and the unofficial title of heavens waiting room.
Need incentive to shoot yourself in the face????.....Just take a drive to Davenport, FL
by Trombus April 12, 2011
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daniel davenport

a loving man . likes beer. loved your wife . fucked your daughter
hey was daniel davenport at your house last night
by fanmm June 6, 2018
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The Great Dankening

The period of 2016-2020 starting from the murder of Harambe and ending with the election of 2020 in which the amount and quality of dank memes rose to meet the demands of meme hungry citizens.
Go on out and make some memes, Jimmy. With the Great Dankening in full-swing it's sure to be dank!
by Sherman Wolf November 17, 2016
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Davenia

A typically short, black girl with the brightest attitude on the outside. Has a poofy Afro that’s soft as a pillow that you could cuddle all day with. A good nickname for her would be poofhead. While she’s all cheers and giggles on the outside, of you truly get to know her she has a dark past, sometimes with family problems. She will light up your world and give her best at anything she does. I her laugh is contagious and she is wonderful to be around.
Oh what? Is that Davenia?
Yeah dude I think so.
This party just got 100x better man.
by BoganLutler October 10, 2019
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mrs. davenport

Mean old lady, could be easily considered a bitch, strongly resembles a chihuahua.
Daniel: Grrr..
Mrs. Davenport: Go outside faggot
by Drew Peacocks November 5, 2014
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davenport

The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.
That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.
by Creeper1313 January 23, 2008
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