Danish Blowjob

An intense blowjob that is a form of cock-worship. The giver of the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis of the recipient from tip to base (and all that's in-between and beneath) with exclusive attention from their mouth. It is performed with any combination of sucking, licking, kissing, or light biting. A true Danish Blowjob is performed without the use of hands by the administrator or the recipient.

For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.

by DoodleBobbyJoe June 17, 2016

Danish grandma

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.

"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."

by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009

Danish Suicide

when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.

(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)

"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.

by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009

Danish Backhand

it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.

Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"

by MildlyObeseDuck January 5, 2019

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

danish chamber

The act of trapping someone in a bathroom after having taken a massive shit.

Estella's face went green after she was Danish chambered by Juan Jose for 5 minutes.

by Juan Estellosa December 29, 2013

Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019