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i need a danish to teach me a lesson, and get me unstuck
danish by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

Danish Zehen 

Cutest and the kindest person ever seen ❤He was a youtuber,he was really hardworking and talented.....He used to call his fam;Fambruh even though he is not with us he will always be alive in ur heart. Imysfm 🥺
Danish Zehen by Littlemusssss November 30, 2020

danish landmine 

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
danish landmine by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

Danish exit 

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.
A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"
Danish exit by Derpenstein1977 October 11, 2013