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Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.
Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.
by ChainsawForHands December 5, 2017
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Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.
Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.
by Boykitten June 13, 2022
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Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.
My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!
by thefox_4 November 29, 2011
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