Dale

A man who will get under your skin at times and will really annoy you. But when you really need him, he still won't be there. Don't depend on them to get anything done and if they ever do anything right then that would be the biggest accomplishment of their life. Their relationship status will be bare and unspoken of most of the time but if they do get a certain someone in their life that they care about then they will never let them go and will brag about that person to everyone.

Dale

by 67ci February 21, 2019

dale

the worst bio teacher you’ll ever have (the dc credit isn’t worth it)

going to dales class! kms🤠🤠

by okwellfuqthenlol March 8, 2019

Dale

Dale is actually an acronym D.A.L.E. “Doing a lot less everyday” the antithesis of motivation or upwardly mobile. Apathetic, lethargic, and career circling the drain.

“How is work today”...”just dale, waiting for the next paycheck to clear

by Rashlimbo March 25, 2019

Dale

One of the guys in Step Brothers.

Unedited Step brothers

Dale-What if she grabs me by the wiener, catches me off guard, and says I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.

Dale's Father-Shut the fuck up!

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Dale

Small dick lookin mothafucka bitch ass cock gobbler stuid retarded fat cunt lookin stupid ass

Dale- Hey
Everyone- Fuck you

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

Dale

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist

Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Dale

Dale is a short boy, with a small penis. He is typically a simp and doesn’t hit puberty till halfway through collage. However dale is the nicest kid you can meet and will do whatever he could to help his friend.

“Look dale is simping for Veronica “
“I swear he does this everyday”

by Wavesarered June 5, 2020