dead

What someone becomes when I'm mad at them.
See Kate Bosworth

"Is she dead?"
"Yeah, shoot her again just to make sure though. Serves her right for sleeping with my Orlando."

by Rebecca Bloom, wife of Orlando Bloom January 2, 2004

DEAD

Hexadecimal digits D, E, A, and D. Some programmers set 16-bit chunks in computer data mem to DEAD at boot-up, before apps are started.

While debugging that fuckhead's program, I dumped memory and it displayed all DEAD. I knew right then his mem pointer was all fucked up.

by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009

dead

very

this is dead boring

this is dead boring

by Bob October 25, 2003

Dead

Steve Irwin + Sting Ray = Dead. (Note: Actual proven scientific fact.)

steve irwin is effing dead.

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

Dead

No longer living; non existent.

(of an emotion) no longer felt; ended; extinguished.

For some people love turns to hate, those are the ones who seek to destroy the other. For others, it much much worse, you become dead to them...non existent. They never think or concern themselves with you anymore, all of the emotions they once felt are now completely dead. Every memory they had of time shared with you is...erased, to make room for new better, more positive, lasting memories to replace.

by Goddess12* December 22, 2013

dead

1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble

1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"

by Joe Momma the III April 11, 2008