cockintheface

Sweet, sweet, oral pleasure for the menfolks...from the woman's/gay lover's perspective.

I haven't had enough cockintheface lately.

by Hedder November 5, 2005

Cackin the squirrel

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed

Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.

by frank josiah April 9, 2010

COCKING

abbey loves to cock. not to be confused with loving cock, because she’s a massive lesbo

whiskey: “oh, okay”
goobie:”HEKEHEJE”
abbey:” I JUST PEED IM COCKING”

by goobie! April 1, 2023

Cycling Brain

It's the brain fog you get after a hard bike ride and the excuse you use for messing up simple things. It's your brain after cycling.

Forgot to water the garden - Cycling brain
Took a wromg turn while navigating - Cycling brain.
Messed up the spelling of wrong and did not notice it - Cycling brain.

by copa6 July 12, 2023

Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

Cycling

The lower intestinal cramping associated with diarrhea. The pain includes hot and cold flashes, goose bumps, and general irritation. Cycling refers to the way the pain comes on strong and then goes away repeatedly.

Dude, those Buffalo wings were good but I'm cycling big time. The bathroom here is disgusting so lets bounce, I need a decent toilet stat.

by SAB1179 November 22, 2009

Cockin it

Hanging out that only applies to males, may involve masturbation.

Jay and Robby were cockin it when jay's mom walked in.

by Mister D November 15, 2004