curb monkey

Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.

Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.

Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".

There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.

by EndoCanuck October 8, 2003

Curb-Grazer

Roadside sluts (Prostitutes)

Look at dem Curb-Grazers over yonder!

by Farmboy22 May 27, 2021

curb tree

A discarded Christmas tree left on the curb post-holidays (i.e., after December 25)

For Brenda, the surge of curb trees in early January always reminded her of a bittersweet time in her life.

by wordsmithDC January 15, 2011

curb eater

A curb eater usually takes the name colm after falling on a curb and smashing his teeth

Omg did u see him fall he’s such a curb eater

by Phil jenko October 13, 2017

Curb Stomp

The act of stomping on someones skull to crush it under your weight.

OH FUCK HE JUST GOT CURB STOMPED!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

Curb Jizz

That delicious thick water type substance with a bluish hue found right in front of a curb.

Matt made sure he got a running start before he leaped over the curb jizz on 8th ave.

by Billylagee August 24, 2011

curb stomping

During an assualt when a person is forced to bite the cement corner of a sidewalk and is then kicked in the head, trying to break the victim's jaw, usually fatally.

curb stomping. is. unpleasant.

by becca bo June 22, 2005