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Cubicle Troll

Often found in large companies with pervasive cubicle environments. The existence of very heavy-set, adult-aged yet Peter Pan-obsessed males that appear from cubicles looking as if they have recently emerged from a dark cave, having hibernated for the winter or just participated in the latest Halo or Guitar Hero tournament. They often take off work in order to spend nights outside of Best Buy to purchase the latest version of Xbox. These un-shaved, wild-haired creatures tend to gather in large groups around the latest technical advancements in manufacturing or engineering.
Hey did you see Joe the Cubicle Troll today? No, man - I haven't seen that guy since Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out. Oh wait, I think I see him now dragging his knuckles along the floor and grunting down the hallway with the newest edition of Gaming Weekly magazine.
by UMAYB1 October 16, 2008
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cubic zirconia

Girlfriend: You know - diamonds are a girls best friend.
Boyfriend: yeah? Not a guys. That diamond burned a hole in my wallet. I think I'll stick with dogs and cubic zirconia.
by Jbomb11 March 21, 2009
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Chicago Cubs

Ladies and Gentlemen, the starting lineup for YOUR WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS!
by FlyTheW February 27, 2017
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cubidor

A Cubidor is the corridor created by an entire indoor village of cubicles. Usually in a shitty office environment that was designed by some choade who never had to work in a cubicle.
Some fat redneck bitch left a box of shit in the cubidor and I tripped over it. I hate her.
by wasabe February 11, 2005
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Cubing Off

(v.)The act of solving the Rubix Cube in front of others at inappropriate times.
Mr. G, our Rubix Cube Club sponsor, was cubing off on the stage in the middle of the award's ceremony.
by E-dawg. October 21, 2008
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cubicle demotion

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.
Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.
by bplumeau May 13, 2009
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cubicoitus

The act of sexual intercourse between two people who work in adjoining cubicles.
Joe: Boy oh boy, that Mary sure is HOT!! We finally got a chance to do 'the thing' yesterday. Sure glad we didn't get caught!

Mike: Ohhh, so you finally got around to cubicoitus, eh? Good job!!
by officesally August 23, 2010
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