cunted

to be made a bitch...to be made an example of...to be cunted

Tom: Did you watch the Green Bay Packers play the NY Giants?
Frank: Yeah...Al Harris was destroyed by Burress time and
time again...
Tom: Yeah...Al Harris was cunted...totally

by Chris H Graham February 29, 2008

counted!

a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition

*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!

by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009

crunked

Fucked up on drugs, alcohol, etc. The way you are when you use these substances.

Hey guys, check it out, I'm all crunked up! I am ALL CRUNKED UP!

by Brenna July 4, 2004

Crusted cunt

When a girl or trans females pussy is crusted over with the jizz of another man

Sorry mia, I’m not gonna fuck you until you fix your crusted cunt

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

cunted

getting fucked over so royally that you feel your asshole was turned into a cunt and fucked

i got cunted! lost my fantasy football playoff game by 1 stinking point!!!

by isjz December 27, 2021

Crusted

Any person/place/thing that is bejeweled; covered in gems/glitter/etc.

Derived from encrusted.

Damn! Your new bracelet is crusted. /or/ Sir, your grill is positively crusted! /or/ That Queen is crusted for the Gods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015