Crunchy

Adjective: An alternative definition to the general understanding of the term. Anyone who has done an excess amount of cocaine resulting in their feeling like an old crunchy paper bag. Usually at a music festival. For elaboration see "potato chip"

"Hey man want to go check out the next band?"
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."

by Kneegrodamus October 16, 2013

Crunchy

lightheaded,feeling the aftermath of
Exstacy.

I am feeling crunchy today after dropping
E last night.

by Maston October 7, 2004

crunchy

Discribes being noticably dirty involving hygene, style, or sexuality.

1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

crunchy

1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in

"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."

by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005

Crunchie

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..

Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.

by hellomeginty January 23, 2009

crunchy

a verb describing someoen who is mad

stop being so crunchy bitch

by *<] : ) August 21, 2004

crunchy

keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.

"how you doin today?"
"stayin' crunchy."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007