A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
by Real snigga June 7, 2017
Get the couchie crunchermug. When a true alpha male, exceeds his bodies own expectation,his minds expectations and grows as big and as solid as a fucking oak.
This man can be heard from all round the town, even when he's sleeping! His foot steps crush the side walk and will be known as a 'side walk crunching mother fucker' people fear him.
He is crazy strong, and he knows it, he can crush mountains and end wars!
He'll just go out there and them troops will here him coming and be like, 'Is that a tank?' 'No man, it's something much worse...' 'worse than a tank?' They'll say. 'Yes, much worse, it's a side walk crunching mother fucker, and we better fucking run!'
Now I ain't no racist, but these 'side walk crunching mother fuckers' are usually black, but once in a blue moon, a white will appear from the crowd. Now these white ones are in fact to be feared, but for all different reasons:
- They wear these weird loose fitting vests.
- Weirder, low neck tee-shirts.
- Horrendously tight, trousers (or pants for you Americans).
- And to top it off, running trainers! wtf!
Not all have this dress code, but the vast majority!
Whereas, some of these white kind can be damn violent so watch out and be sure to not get in their face. Especially not on trains, clubs, fish and chip shops, etc.
Also if you happen to see them, don't be afraid to ask for a picture, they like it. It ain't like asking for a picture with a fat guy.
This man can be heard from all round the town, even when he's sleeping! His foot steps crush the side walk and will be known as a 'side walk crunching mother fucker' people fear him.
He is crazy strong, and he knows it, he can crush mountains and end wars!
He'll just go out there and them troops will here him coming and be like, 'Is that a tank?' 'No man, it's something much worse...' 'worse than a tank?' They'll say. 'Yes, much worse, it's a side walk crunching mother fucker, and we better fucking run!'
Now I ain't no racist, but these 'side walk crunching mother fuckers' are usually black, but once in a blue moon, a white will appear from the crowd. Now these white ones are in fact to be feared, but for all different reasons:
- They wear these weird loose fitting vests.
- Weirder, low neck tee-shirts.
- Horrendously tight, trousers (or pants for you Americans).
- And to top it off, running trainers! wtf!
Not all have this dress code, but the vast majority!
Whereas, some of these white kind can be damn violent so watch out and be sure to not get in their face. Especially not on trains, clubs, fish and chip shops, etc.
Also if you happen to see them, don't be afraid to ask for a picture, they like it. It ain't like asking for a picture with a fat guy.
"You know mack?"
"Oh c'mon he's that sidewalk cruncher from down town."
"Ahh, big Mack, yeah I know the man."
"Oh c'mon he's that sidewalk cruncher from down town."
"Ahh, big Mack, yeah I know the man."
by prian July 9, 2014
Get the sidewalk crunchermug. Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.
God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.
God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.
by japseye September 19, 2007
Get the clit crunchermug. by Kunstable January 11, 2008
Get the crap crunchermug. (n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.
-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."
-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"
-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"
by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010
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