rock cruncher

another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.

example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.

by bleh bleh bleh bleh August 04, 2008

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Corish cruncher

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.

Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.

by Bayesoir January 02, 2020

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clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

by japseye September 08, 2007

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