crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.

"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"

by professor crums January 13, 2009

Crum

When you crap and cum at the same time.

Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.

by Willaskin January 1, 2024

Crummed

Doing half a job or not doing a job properly.

Why isn't this working properly? It's likely the engineer crummed it.

by Jupback July 8, 2020

Crum

Doug Simone

Doug is a crum

by ALF1000 September 17, 2022

rum crum

(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.

After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”

by Lois Chapstick April 16, 2021

Crum

A mix of all the fluids produced during sexual activity, including shit. This is usually ingested after as a meal.

Hey honey!
Hey!
Let's make some crum for dinner!

by Gaynism May 20, 2018

Crumming

The act of making crums while eating

I was eating dinner and noticed I was crumming all over the table.

by Kiki tangra November 24, 2023