crush 40

the most epic, blessed, sexy, ridiculously and insanely best band ever created since the beginning of time. their songs will increase your penis size, cure you of cancer, be hailed until the end of time, make you stop listening to other music besides Crush 40, and basically turn your whole life around. most of their songs talk about adventure and living life to the fullest, such as "watch me fly" or "live and learn". if there's anything better than sex its definitely Crush 40.

holy shit, i just listened to one of Crush 40's songs, and my life is now complete. oh... and i also think my penis just increased size...

by C. 40 January 5, 2010

The Crusher

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

by Goldfishbutt July 18, 2006

crush

your always think about this person who you admire and would do anything to date them

my "crush" is so cute!

by savai January 14, 2017

pussy crushing

To get as much vagina as possible at a location which it is plentiful.

"Bro im so gonna do some serious pussy crushing tonight at that party"

by Mr. Rains February 29, 2008

Crushfriend

A friend that you have a crush on, not your boyfriend/girlfriend, not just an acquaintance, a crushfriend. :)

Yea, he's my crushfriend, we hang out a lot and I think i really like him!

by 12345noclue September 12, 2009

Crouching Stork

When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.

John: Where did you get that bruise?!

Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day

John: Must have been pretty hearty.

Amy: Yeah

by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011