Cream Cheese Sandwich 

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

Cream Cheese Sandwich by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

Cream Cheese Sandwich by FemBottom June 6, 2018

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

Cream Cheese Sandwich by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

cream saddle sandwich 

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

cream saddle sandwich by 🍝 February 12, 2023

ICE CREAM SANDWHICH 

Ejaculating into the top of a black women's ass and letting it drip down her asscrack.

Dude Beyonce is so fine brah I wish i could tap that ass and then give her and "Ice Cream Sandwhich"

ICE CREAM SANDWHICH by The Dave13 June 25, 2009

Ice cream sandwiching 

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.

Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.

Ice cream sandwiching by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013

ice-cream sandwiches 

two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.

You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy

ice-cream sandwiches by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022