Pavement Crawler

A 4x4 truck or SUV that has been built or modified more for street use rather than off-roading. Typically lowered with street tires, along with other modifications to improve performance, handling, braking and cornering.

"The Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a nice 'Pavement Crawler'"
or
"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"

by Grumpybstrd April 18, 2013

cot crawler

Adult who dates somebody way to young for them. Similar to a cradle snatcher but with a difference in age that borders on paedofilia.

I'm not saying it's wrong but she was only a foetus when that cot crawler started collecting his pension.

by rippenburn May 18, 2018

cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 14, 2019

Night crawler

The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.

Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?

by Toodleszz October 10, 2020

butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Night crawler

A hooker with no legs.

Look at the trail that night crawler is leaving.

by Uhmanduh whore February 11, 2021

swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016