Clapster

A person with a suspeced STD or who visits the doctors a lot.

The "Clapster" is off work again

by pishuptours R us February 9, 2009

Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009

Cramster

A person for whom the act of cramming is not merely an attempt to obtain large amounts of knowledge in a short time, but a lifestyle.

person 1: Hey, is Leeroy gonna be at the party?
Person 2: No, he's staying in, he's such a cramster!!111ONE OMFG

by Bopium May 25, 2007

Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.

Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...

by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014

Crapftershock

When you take a dump, and after you wipe your ass, get a second wind and have to crap again.

I used the last of the toilet paper, so it's a good thing I didn't have a crapftershock after my morning dump.

by Schenksta210 October 3, 2017

Chapster

The term used to describe one of Sir.YALDYKing’s fellows

Hello there Chapster, have you seen YALDYKing at all today?

by YALDYKing January 16, 2021

crapstension

Janky dumb toolbar extensions for your browser

Bob in accounts just set off the AV with his Pintrest crapstension again.

by captaincarrot June 17, 2022