crapenis

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019

Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

a capello

A capella when all the singers are male.

Nate has a really good voice when he sings a capello.

by Glee4Life December 9, 2013

the corner of church and chapel

1.) a corner in New Haven, Connecticut
2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim

THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!

Chinese Tim sucks balls on the corner of church and chapel

by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005

Crapolla

Adj. The nicer form of shit. Derived from crap, meaning horrible.

Today in Business Management my hair looks like total crapolla! Shit!

by Stephanie K October 25, 2006

craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

by steelord March 27, 2007

Chapel Hill

Also known as "Chapel Thrill", Chapel Hill is a small piece of heaven on Earth. Home to the Tar Heels (if God isn't a Tar Heel, then why is the sky blue?) and UNC basketball (5 time National Champs), it is the best place ever. It's a college town (Frat Party anyone?), but the population is perfectly in sync with the other residents. Franklin Street is where it is at and Harris Teeter cookies are the best.

"I'm a Tar Heel Born
I'm a Tar Heel Bred
and when I die
I'll be a Tar Heel dead."

Tyler Hansborough, Michael Jackson, Danny Green, Ty Lawson, Chapel Hill

by UNC Girls... Best in the world May 2, 2010