by octavius March 9, 2004

The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.
by Somethingaboutajohnfkennedy June 22, 2020

by Rms51403 October 14, 2016

Spin the Cousin is a game that is played at family reunions involving red necks, hill billies, supreme white trash, and other like minded individuals. Using a swivel chair, a cousin is spun around by a close relative. When the chair stops spinning, the two cousins who end up facing one another, can then start to kiss, neck, make out, and do whatever else, that comes to mind.
Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 3, 2018

by cap'n morgan 518 November 26, 2011

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."
WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.
Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"
Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"
Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"
Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"
by Zainy Brainy and Antsy Jobber February 14, 2013
