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A Courtlon 

A Courtlon is a person who can't handle their own battles and backs out of all opportunities to tell the truth. They cover the truth with elaborate lies and jumps through hoops to find somebody to handle their problems. In summary, a punk.

noun
"Aye man, go handle your unfinished business with your girl. Don't be a courtlon about the situation."
A Courtlon by Visi0naryLo May 2, 2016

dirty courtland 

When a girl makes you fall in love with her and treats you like a king but ghosts you because you’re “too sad” but just uses you for sex
Girl! I dirty Courtland’d that tall guy I told you about! He’s so sweet
dirty courtland by NympSymp June 10, 2020

Samuel Courtland Hornok 

When corin and Brodie love you so much
Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie