A Courtlon is a person who can't handle their own battles and backs out of all opportunities to tell the truth. They cover the truth with elaborate lies and jumps through hoops to find somebody to handle their problems. In summary, a punk.
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"Aye man, go handle your unfinished business with your girl. Don't be a courtlon about the situation."
by Visi0naryLo January 21, 2016