spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.
That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.
by jatgm1 March 08, 2018
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woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.
The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.
by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014
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Rose Cottage

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone
Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."
by pauly coconuts September 05, 2020
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Royal Cottage

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.
When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.
by Thomaso January 21, 2007
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cottage mung

Cottage mung is a cheese curd product with a mild flavor. The curd is usually washed to remove acidity giving sweet curd mung. It is eaten in salads, with fruit, and with fruit puree. Cottage mung is a favorite food among bodybuilders for its high content of protein while being relatively low in fat.
My great aunt fixed me a delicious bowl of cottage mung with sliced pears.
by wilcod February 08, 2008
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Cottage

3 handles a week,smoke everyday, and home to the goofiest fuck around, flounder.
by gray February 23, 2003
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Chicken Cottage

A fast food franchise which to the uninitiated would be considered a rip off of KFC but those two who have sampled its chicken know that it is more than that. The flagship store in the heart of London's gangland (Tooting) has been privy to a wide number of crimes including murder and chicken molestation to name but a few. 5 Star items include the steak burger which will shake the very bones out of your body and the BBQ wings.
Alvyn: i just won the lottery and i'm going to spend it all on the awesome chicken found in...Chicken Cottage!
by Nostromo13 July 09, 2007
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