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Kalamazoo Corndog

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.
Wow, you gave that girl a Kalamazoo Corndog?... HELL YES BRO!
by Jerry Rolodex February 29, 2008
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Kansas Cornholer

I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.
by JewishMormonDemocrat December 20, 2012
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Corndoggery

A riveting row of group-buttsex, including but not limited to faggotry, bestiality, multiple-penetrations.
Gay #1: Sucks about Matthew Shepard, huh?

Gay #2: It's okay, after the funeral Bruce and I shall treat you to a round of CORNDOGGERY.
by Jefferson Isleib November 17, 2007
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cornholed

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
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iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.
Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?
by Markus TP May 25, 2009
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Cornholery

Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.
The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.
by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011
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The corndog

When you put your finger in someone's ass and they start to shit, the shit will wrap around the finger and so the finger acts as a stick to the shit, creating a forbidden corndog.
The corndog do be looking nice
by BOOTY 42069 ass July 28, 2020
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