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Connelly

A beautiful little girl that will oneday realize that she was named after two of her mothers favorite people, that she loved and lost, who will always be so close to her heart that she had to name her after them.
Mom, this is Connelly, my daughter, who I decided to name after you way before she was born because of how special you will always be to me.

Connelly, you are named after an amazing person, whom I'll always love with all my heart.
by Eleanor 2009 November 21, 2009
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cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
by Katya Eye November 27, 2013
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keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013
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O'Connell's Law

The amount of junk that accumulates, is directly related to the space available to hold it.
If the house was smaller he would have less junk, O'Connell's Law.

Workshop is a mess. typical case of O'Connell's law
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.
What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell
by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021
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Liam Condell

A weird guy who has average grades. He is an incredibly slow learner, often behind in school. He also is 5'11 which is pretty sad because he's not 6 foot. He also has no friends.
Omg is that Liam Condell!
by BigDickBigdick23uh456ojk54]3 November 24, 2021
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Simon Cowell

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow
by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022
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