Contradictopatation

When it sounds like your contradicting someone,but your really not.

Tim:I'm getting bigger,aren't I?
Tat:You are SUPER buff!
Tim:Not yet.
Tat:Don't contradict me!
Tim:No,that was a contradictopatation.

by Tatyyyana September 20, 2010

Clintradiction

1. A contradictory statement, often used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get support from a group that they had previously alienated (often times alienating a new group in the process).

2. A blatant lie.

3. Any statement made by Hillary Clinton.

Billy: I thought Hillary Clinton said she was allowed to use the private server though!
Bobby: Everything she says is a Clintradiction , how are you still surprised?

Vegans who eat pepperoni are such clintradictions.

Americans, statistically, prefer Trumps nonsense to Hillary's Clintradictions.

There are far too many clintradictions in the political landscape today.

by Richard P. Baller July 6, 2016

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Mindless Contradictions

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by Dead Phanthom November 7, 2004

Contradicting outfit

An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.

R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.

by Hehshdn February 16, 2018

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023