comcastrophe

An event that is, in a fundamental way, Comcastic.

A car crash is tragic. A twenty-car pileup, more so. But a twenty-car pileup involving just clown cars... now that's a Comcastrophe.

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

Comcasting

When you take your universal Comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. Usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).

Me and Jake went Comcasting last night. It was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.

by Haxed13 November 22, 2009

concrastinating

The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenanigans, tom foolery, and lollygagging.

Paul was concrastinating his essay due on friday because he knew there was a ripper at ski house thursday night, and he wanted to rage!

by john557 April 15, 2009

Comcast dance

When you move your remote-handling arm around in an effort to find somewhere that your Comcast box will receive a signal from your remote from.

The Comcast dance that Michael did at his party was only entertaining for the first 10 minutes.

by LadyKylias January 22, 2010

conjaster

To put together or build quickly, shabbily

The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay

by mongofa July 20, 2010

Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014