Computer

One who computes.

Bob: What is your occupation?

John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.

by Punstar February 14, 2012

Computer

1. Porn machine.

2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.

Computers: My Anti-Roofy.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

computer

what you are on right now (unless, of course, you're on an iPhone/iPad)

Guy 1: i went on urbandictionary.com today because i felt like looking up random shit.

guy 2: what did you look up?

guy 1: computer.

by Chowderz March 20, 2011

computer

how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.

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by u smell like diareha August 12, 2004

Computer

A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent

Hey, i got a new Computer

by Foxsi! October 30, 2016

computer

computer

What you are on right now. If you feel the need to look this up you must have brain damage

''What's a computer?''

''Uh I dunno. Let's go on UrbanDictionaryDOT COM and find out''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

computer

a mystical device obviously run by elves, infected with dookfonkers (look up dookfonker)

who check it out a computer, hurry put on your dookfonker protectors

by whey face May 26, 2003