command

When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.

"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"

"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"

by bluebomber August 25, 2011

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Command Q!

Phrase used by idiot CAD teacher, Mr. McQuade... often used to indicate the closing of a program running on a mac.

McQuade: Command Q, save changes

Random Student: CAMMANNDD Q!!! MR MIC Q YAH BADLKFJALDKF MC QUAAAAAAAAADE YOU'RE ON DRUGS

McQuade: we will see you after school

RS: Command Q mr MQQuade

by Mr Covasi October 24, 2004

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Chain of Command

Three men blowing each other in a friendly manner, forming a fun side ways chain. Requires a minimum of three men and is only gay on Thursday evenings.

We couldn’t get laid on Wednesday so we decided to form a chain of command, good thing it wasn’t a day later.

by Michaels first beard hair June 11, 2021

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COBRA COMMAND

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member

stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command

by cobra people November 4, 2008

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Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 24, 2013

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